A miracle on the field: why the belief in Rostov’s victory over Zenit is even more incredible than Scientology?
Colleagues, in football, statistics are quite straightforward. But the faith of fans is even more extreme. Looking at this ranking, it becomes clear that Scientology, Pastafarianism, and even the Jedi Knights can be compared to the optimism of Rostov fans before a match against the champion of our league.
If Jediism requires a lightsaber, then for Rostov fans, they need real magic on the field to win against Zenit. The odds given by bookmakers are not just high—they’re astronomical. But we know that football is a roundabout game, and miracles do happen. So we put on our scarves, fill ourselves with faith in victory, and wait for the whistle to sound. After all, today, it’s not just about three points. It’s about the right to be called the most steadfast believers in Russian sports!